Andy is the one who gave Jim the nickname "Big Tuna".Andy has worked for Enron, AIG, and Lehman Brothers.Andy gained the name Boney Champ because he had coitus with a snowman to completion.The name of the theatre production company that produced Sweeney Todd was "Loose Screw Playhouse".Andy played Anthony Hope in the Sweeney Todd musical.Andy was a member of the a capella group "Here Comes Treble" in college.Andy attended Cornell University and graduated in 4 years.When I got the name Boner Champ, that's when I became me.I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be.I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'll be the number two guy here in Scranton in six weeks.I graduated in four years, I never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the a capella group "Here Comes Treble.".We don't just tell each other how we feel. Hey Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life.I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.To wait patiently to hear about and you'd better have a good story to tell them. Why? Because according to 'How I Met Your Mother', that's the date that your kids are going Erin and I have our first date tonight.At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway got a 1220. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. In high school, I organized a walk out over standardized testing.Or maybe an art critic.that painting is.bad. I could be a food critic.these muffins taste bad. I guess I don't have what it takes to be a film critic.It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes. Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes.Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral and guess what? Nobody came.Goes badly, I might lose my job, which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately.or ever.If you donated my computer to Africa, it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup. I've been trying to act and manage this branch.I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a.carpenter.that makes stairs. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.If the seminar was a meal, you'd be the amuse-bouche. You are a critical part of this seminar.Or he quits them because they are unfair. A word of advice, speaking as a former baby. Andy gives people unwanted nicknames, goes on about his Ivy League education, and is completely tone-deaf on issues of class and race –Īnd yet he's a nice guy at heart. Ever heard of it? Andy BernardĬlueless and often obnoxious, but never malicious.
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